- Tue, 16:31: Is there anyone in #LasVegas willing to #deliver unto me a large-ish #pumpkin? I have no way of getting one. $$ for your trouble.
- Tue, 19:10: My Fall Broccoli/Cheddar/Bacon Soup Recipe http://t.co/OY2UbnALfz
- Tue, 22:09: NO! You cannot recycle tampons. And . . . Do we have cake? I need cake.
- Wed, 07:24: I now have over a thousand twitter followers. That will not be so by the end of the day, but for right now, I broke a 1,000. Go me n'shit.
My tweets
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dry hot and dusty as hell
My last surviving grand parent died a couple of weeks ago. Two days to the hour o my Nana's death, my favorite cat, Boo, died in my arms. The grief…
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Hey there, hi there, ho there
I'm back, bitches and bastards, TC paid for a forever pass, I should use it. The cops came over and did a welfare check about a month ago. My…
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Got Caught Stealing
Having had yet another clever thing stolen by a bunch of what I have to assume are white middle aged hate macines; The line in my twitter profile…
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