My tweets
- Tue, 16:31: Is there anyone in #LasVegas willing to #deliver unto me a large-ish #pumpkin? I have no way of getting one. $$ for your trouble.
- Tue, 19:10: My Fall Broccoli/Cheddar/Bacon Soup Recipe http://t.co/OY2UbnALfz
- Tue, 22:09: NO! You cannot recycle tampons. And . . . Do we have cake? I need cake.
- Wed, 07:24: I now have over a thousand twitter followers. That will not be so by the end of the day, but for right now, I broke a 1,000. Go me n'shit.