- Mon, 16:20: #AskELJames Have you ever actually READ a good book, or had healthy sex? Who hurt you?
- Mon, 16:27: Me: I have the hiccups, scare me Him: K Me: *turns around to make dinner* Me: *hiccup* Him: We should have a baby. Me: *spits water* Thanks.
- Mon, 23:53: Bishop "So, where's the road to Paradise?" https://t.co/S7qx1mOmoi buffers/bishop … #postpunk #poetry #slampoetry @propanepoets
- Mon, 23:56: "Yesterday I saved my soul in the Vieux Carre." https://t.co/5qtTo2G9AU #postpunk #poetry #slampoetry @propanepoets
- Tue, 00:00: "And when I cried to heaven, she was laughing . . ." https://t.co/fajBfa1E5x #postpunk #poetry #slampoetry @propanepoets
- Tue, 10:08: .@GovMikeHuckabee You're going to call down God's wrath over gay marriage? Bring It. http://t.co/5zgniS2I3Z
- Tue, 10:13: .@Allen_Clifton I am not ashamed to say I am deeply,head over heels,tits over teakettle, in love with your brain. *smooch your frontal lobe*
- Tue, 10:33: I'm thinking of taking up a Twitter and Facebook wide #collection of #condoms to send to #BristolPalin. Anyone be interested in joining?
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