- Tue, 14:43: RT @jen_august: It's the little things, you motherfuckers.
- Tue, 14:48: I've figured out why I can't understand my #cat who meows constantly at me . . . he's speaking Portuguese.
- Tue, 15:04: RT @JosephBrandon8: Video Shows Dallas Police Shooting Schizophrenic Man Within Seconds Of Knocking On His Door http://t.co/AdrdbgLAnN via …
- Tue, 20:07: Ack! Food poisoned by day-old @pizzahut. Properly wrapped and stored (I used to be a chef, I'm a stickler for proper food handling). #magic
- Tue, 22:11: RARR. CVS is bombing my phone. Dude, it's 180 Xanax (90 days worth), trust me, I want it more than you want to sell it to me.
- Tue, 22:19: Why does the guy in #PersonOfInterest growl every line? Did he sustain a throat injury earlier in the series? It sounds quite painful.
- Tue, 23:49: Here's a question I haven't seen asked: Is Matthew McConaughey even allowed to drive on his meds?
- Tue, 23:51: If someone is in the back yard, they are ninja, and it is my time to die.
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