- Mon, 12:02: Hey, #Veterans, you're fucking cool! Thank you for your service that continues all your life in one way or another.
- Mon, 12:03: RT @NavyFederal: Happy birthday, Marines! We salute your 239 years of service and commitment. OORAH! #ProudToServe http://t.co/8AhyqBg6ZM
- Mon, 17:18: Maybe I suck at Twitter because I don't drink. Can't stand the taste of it, and time has long passed when I want to be drunk just to be.
- Mon, 17:24: RT @StarWarsQuotes7: "That's no moon."
- Mon, 17:28: RT @HuffingtonPost: 10 ways introverts interact differently with the world http://t.co/VpCQiKp8CM
- Mon, 17:32: RT @jimmy_sharpe: To catch a spaghetti, first you must learn to think like a spaghetti.
- Mon, 17:33: "All I do is talk to my pillow." - Doris Day
- Mon, 18:10: Why is it that all the places I want to live in the world have scary governments and scarier food? Japan, Cambodia, Viet Nam, Thailand . . .
- Mon, 19:26: RT @Slate: The FBI finally ditched its 80-year-old definition of rape: http://t.co/ezbsbkf2Z2 http://t.co/PtCLJPR21t
- Mon, 20:52: RT @CanProveIt: Via The Snarky Pundit on fb and @thesnarkyPundit #UniteBlue http://t.co/0Vpa870tHk
- Tue, 11:54: 7 min until Gov. Nixon presser. What could he possibly say to ease the tensions at this point? #Ferguson