My tweets

Thu, 17:53: #WhenYoureASpy You clear off every table with a dramatic sweep of your arm . . . and you never needed what was on the table.
Thu, 17:54: #WhenYoureASpy City chipmunks salute you, but country chipmunks don't . . . and no one knows why.
Thu, 18:01: #WhenYoureASpy All of the antiquated computer hardware you have always works with the latest hardware/software.
Thu, 18:07: #WhenYoureASpy The one with the smallest caliber ammo in the bottom of their pack buys the drinks.
Thu, 18:21: RT @IAM_SHAKESPEARE: The 'solus' in thy most mervailous face;
Thu, 18:29: RT @VegasPRIDE: RT @HRC_LASVEGAS: Clark County starts handing out same-sex marriage license (Sent from 8 News NOW) http://t.co/K2N2Wk4ZSd
Thu, 18:38: RT @BuzzFeedNews: This Is Why Rumors That ISIS Is Crossing The Border Into The U.S. Aren’t Going Away http://t.co/Yn90Sb1hMO http://t.co/J1…
Thu, 18:46: RT @gollum1419_g: Kurdish Women are beating ISIS http://t.co/P2zGqdLEg0 via @dailykos #ISIS
Thu, 18:58: RT @rcooley123: What Happened When Wisconsin Man Jordan Matson Decided To Take On ISIS http://t.co/sTpOetlmex
Thu, 22:32: RT @ShaunKing: So proud of all of the freedom fighters in St. Louis. We see you. Proud of you we know and all of you we don't know. Stand s…

Thu, 22:36: RT @nubian_1: Can't make #FergusonOctober but want to support? Donate to the bail fund to assist anyone arrested https://t.co/9Np4FAC009 #…
Fri, 06:48: I saw my first #xmas tree in an ad for columbus day last night. I have mixed feelings . . . joy, homicidal rage. Oh the balancing act.
Fri, 07:24: According to @CatFoodBreath, only 51 Days until #OccupyTree. My cat's main climbing thing is where the tree is going. There will be 3 cats.
Fri, 07:53: RT @CatFoodBreath: 48 days left to devise a plan to capture the Thanksgiving turkey.
Fri, 08:42: RT @DWillem10: GOP ALERT: I heard illegal Mexican #ISIS terrorists will be targeting all Nov polling stations with #Ebola. Stay away!

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