- Mon, 13:34: Teeny Tulip, new video http://t.co/uPnREAzuKu
- Mon, 15:02: RT @capriottisjason: Want to feel old? - TEENS REACT TO NIRVANA http://t.co/gGc6rfR0zm
- Mon, 22:16: The #bible is #bullshit. Know how I know (besides the lack of dinosaurs)? No mention at all of anything modern. No real prophecies. #crap
- Mon, 22:19: RT @Brasilmagic: Every child and teenager in America should be watching "Cosmos".
- Mon, 22:31: Nothing is more dangerous than a person who claims to have #god on their side.
- Mon, 22:32: RT @1evilidiot: If someone doesn't show up from the future to stop you how bad of an idea could it be?
- Mon, 23:05: Where the Wild Things Poop #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight
- Mon, 23:10: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Wet Dream #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight
- Tue, 00:29: Fred Phelps, AIDS? Arlington Cemetery? I have questions. http://t.co/gG3nZgabPs
- Tue, 00:31: Okay, see, I fell for satire, very nearly, I mean I was one step from the line. http://t.co/gG3nZgabPs
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