- Fri, 06:01: I accidentally deleted a nasty tweet. I guess they'll get it anyway, so all is good. I can still spread bitterness undaunted. #fridayfeeling
- Fri, 06:02: I honestly don't think that the sun is coming up today. I really don't. I've been up since three, and the darkness just keeps going on.
- Fri, 07:06: #CoxCommunications #Fail http://t.co/FUL3m6SDKO @CoxComm #CableMonopoly #InternetRape #SupportFromHell #Opinion
- Fri, 08:17: @bathpics I think more women should join in the fun, come on, ladies! http://t.co/4axo0aPT9G #BathPics
- Fri, 08:27: @kv8 How much do you charge to teach that? I'll fly you out to Vegas to give my cats lessons.
- Fri, 09:03: RT @DebbieGibson: In honor of #FollowFriday and #ElectricYouth25, gonna do my first #followspree. Retweet this for a follow back. Let's go …
- Fri, 09:06: I've just been in my garage looking for a plaid box of photos, and I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but I may have found the plane.
- Fri, 09:09: RT @Salon: The Satanic Temple is planning a "post-mortem homosexual conversion" on Westboro founder Phelps http://t.co/IgSmYoRpd8
- Fri, 09:46: No, you search for show tunes on youtube.
- Fri, 10:18: My Spirit Animal is a koala bear, piss me off, and I'm going for your testicles.
- Fri, 10:28: RTed @DebbieGibson because she said she'd follow me back, but then I remembered she has followed me since the beginning, I love her too much