- Wed, 22:17: The only reason I've worked on my English accent so hard is so I can talk to myself while I'm masturbating.
- Thu, 04:35: I just broke my coke mirror, so now I'll have what, 7 years of bad jonesing?
- Thu, 04:43: RT @lukelewis: What Londoners say vs. what they mean http://t.co/uFkeAVF1oz
- Thu, 05:47: RT @Salon: The one lesson MFAs never teacher their writing students -- but should http://t.co/CUUjuPDIBR
- Thu, 05:54: @FIRE_OBAMA_NOW Wow, just came by to see what twit was shaming @cherokee_autumn, you really are a deluded human being. Just wow.
- Thu, 07:01: Okay, it's been two hours, I guess the @McAfee tech isn't going to call me back like she said. What a nightmare, but my laptop is safe.
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