Cydniey Buffers (cydniey) wrote,
Cydniey Buffers
cydniey

how to get no responses in a personal ad

make it perfectly clear you do not want sex. at all. i decided to use POF.com to find a going out buddy, since doc won't go out with me. but i wanted to be clear up front i didn't want a bunch of sex crap. i wasn't rude about it, just made it very plain. so it's either that, or i really am unattractive on a base level and i just don't realize it.

i played with a ton of photos. then i got up to take a smoke break and ended up cleaning the kitchen and cooking some shrimp up for lunch.

now i'm blatantly monopolizing the laptop and i'm waiting for doc to call me on it.

funny, getting back to that other thing. i just read an article in Salon.com about how you couldn't make a person on a dating site reprehensible enough that men would not want to hook up. but that is wrong. if you're not hot, and there's no hanky panky, there's no response. easy, for real people.
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