- Mon, 17:31: i said, what's that on your hip . . . it's a pack!!! it finally got here and it's cooler than expected. http://t.co/fISvgtOFRI
- Mon, 18:20: @YoungSmeezzy @MsGrumpy @BarackObama Ow. There has to be a literate way to insult the president. Try a dictionary instead of thesaurus.
- Mon, 23:11: four hour story short . . . http://t.co/wZwBvLTShl
- Mon, 23:28: Just when you've lost all faith in humanity, someone quotes Labyrinth and everything is okay again.
- Mon, 23:50: "Fuck no, not today. Thank you kindly." - HST
- Tue, 00:21: RT @knot_eye: This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99.
- Tue, 00:34: it's hard to handle the excitement, i know, bu the cam is finally on, for now http://t.co/VzS4ASh7EG
- Tue, 00:49: RT @DarzieDAMN: I have stood in an elevator without pressing the button far too many times to be considered a "stable" person.
- Tue, 02:05: i just referred to writing a book as a journey. shoot me in the face now and take away my laptop. http://t.co/QCa4GQgBwG
- Tue, 02:38: i think it's time i went to bed. i had a full day. i deserve a solid three hours sleep.
- Tue, 08:16: and he laughed and laughed http://t.co/DDHTur2qy5
- Tue, 09:50: ego stroking http://t.co/Vosh3noL6G