- Sun, 13:08: today's picture brought to you by ennui http://t.co/A1loGSabSN
- Sun, 13:10: he insists that it's me today . . . maybe i'll trust him and try to change my mood. anything to stop the bickering.
- Sun, 13:24: RT @GODisNOTrealBRO: If I had met you when I was in college, I would get some mushrooms and you and I would party. ~Jon Stewart to Morgan F…
- Sun, 13:30: RT @bendon82: Anarchist: Govt is not desirable. Me: Yes it is. People like having a leader. A: No. M: Then name ONE society in history that…
- Sun, 15:47: i love Blue Max http://t.co/7Z4mVFpQDw
- Sun, 16:02: you say "jump", they say "what shark?"
- Sun, 16:09: i'm still awed by my recent verb conjugation epiphany, four years of french actually taught me something about english.
- Sun, 16:47: a baby bird died in my hand this morning. this is why i don't believe in god, i'd just be angrier. #atheism #god
- Sun, 16:49: okay i made it to 2009 http://t.co/tAValjm2CC
- Sun, 17:27: RT @JT_IV_: damn it feels good to be a hamster
- Sun, 17:32: RT @Dana_Bruno: I wouldn't exactly say I'm 'opposed' to submerging myself in a tub of bolognese...
- Sun, 17:34: RT @KingofQueens13: I'm not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge.
- Sun, 17:36: RT @AtheistQOTD: "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." Napol�on Bonaparte
- Sun, 17:39: RT @heatherjs: My tits are too nice for my life to be like this.
- Sun, 17:44: RT @HousewifeOfHell: They say, "stain proof," I say "challenge accepted."
- Sun, 17:50: RT @GodlessTwat: @GSpellchecker @null_space Why do we have to spend such a large amount of time explaining to you thick fucks that atheism …
- Sun, 17:53: RT @WittyOne_: My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one.
- Sun, 18:11: RT: A #Taurus will shut someone out or stop giving them chances if you keep taking their kindness for weakness. not bad for mythology
- Sun, 18:40: RT @bigstu1964: @PunksInVegas got a 3 day PRB ticket i cant use, a $50 donation to @ScruffyDKM 's 'http://t.co/NcSxWxgp8A” and anyone can h…
- Sun, 20:14: RT @lovemydogduck: If you're happy and you know it shake your meds
- Sun, 22:05: grrrrr . . . i just went to make chocolate chip cookies . . . and there are no chocolate chips.
- Sun, 22:10: RT @TrueTorontoGirl: I spend a ridiculous amount of time mumbling shut up and fuck off during the workday.
- Sun, 23:14: i just learned something from a tweet! i need to go lay down.
- Sun, 23:18: my inner eye is blind due to too much mental masturbation.
- Sun, 23:37: tonight's picture brought to you by an attitude adjustment http://t.co/wyVRS3J9HZ
- Sun, 23:45: this is a good piece with a strong performance, you can at least listen to it. jeez 2 views, one of them was me. http://t.co/haNYupmLgS
- Mon, 00:24: felix is home for the night! yay! http://t.co/ZcAAfFT85N
- Mon, 00:59: sudden obsession with grammar http://t.co/K7Ev2ebikR
- Mon, 01:00: maybe that's why the new obsession with grammar: it is a dying art. it used to be a set of rules. i'm not much for rules, but i'll take art.
- Mon, 01:00: RT @sec_advisor: "In God We Trust" You have trust issues, #JustSaying
- Mon, 01:03: i guess it's time i check out this Arrested Development program show, it's supposed to be something else.
- Mon, 01:06: RT @Soberphobiccc: Don't just be "that person" for people. Be the best memory they can ever have.
- Mon, 01:22: RT @MaureenD13: Having SEX at least once a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. So let'…
- Mon, 01:27: i think i might like poetry http://t.co/8fTs5rVAY8
- Mon, 07:28: RT @jovial_evil: I found my courage hiding under the sink
- Mon, 07:29: RT @Marina_Sirtis: Thank u to every family member who sent a loved one to fight for our nation and to those who fought, we will forever be …
- Mon, 07:29: RT @Baz_3000: This isn't the first time I've dug my own grave. I've got it.
- Mon, 07:30: RT @stanleybehrman: If you are my friend, I don't expect you to always agree with me, but I will need you to trust me, inspire me, and alwa…
- Mon, 07:31: RT @MikeWhatitdo: If you get offended by a tweet, blame your parents, because they raised a fucking pussy.
- Mon, 07:34: RT @lovemyboots111: If you see me smiling Walk in the opposite direction Quickly Actually run Run very fast
- Mon, 07:35: RT @allisulli: My superpower is taking one mistake and repeatedly making it
- Mon, 08:50: "every one's a fucking napoleon" http://t.co/lqIUSj4xUi
- Mon, 08:56: RT @PsychoGraphED: I enjoy every moment of your madness.
- Mon, 08:56: RT @Only_Fast_Eddie: I'd climb a flat horizontal surface for you.
- Mon, 08:58: RT @UnholyClassroom: Can I ask the English to look out of their windows, please? That's my mood... You're looking at my mood.
- Mon, 09:01: RT @DurtMcHurtt: Your throat is quite the handful.
- Mon, 09:05: RT @atanya1111: People with no kids, know that if a toddler offers you food, its a trap. The second you eat it they scream for half an hour…
- Mon, 09:57: RT @aroma_rana: "You need a little bit of insanity to do great things." - Henry Rollins
- Mon, 11:47: with my ass in the air, she says to me, "can we be done now?"
