- Fri, 12:06: she took two steps and i got vertigo . . .
- Fri, 12:20: RT @Bad_Kitty_81: Lesson learned today - when you're going to be on a bumpy ride, wear a more supportive bra.
- Fri, 17:51: RT @RustyBertrand: Pics: Hundreds of bikers show to defend 9 year-old tornado victim’s funeral from Westboro Baptist Church http://t.co/c06…
- Fri, 17:51: RT @LibAtheist: Lol. Conservatives.
- Fri, 17:54: @lasvegasloopy happy birthday sexy baby!
- Fri, 18:22: this is my water bottle, it is my best friend. sometimes i tell people it's full of vodka. http://t.co/SL9Vqd086b
- Fri, 18:48: RT @buffyk060504: Pretty sure my bottle of vodka just whispered, "Who's my bitch?"
- Fri, 19:37: sometimes it isn't worth being nice to people. no more fucking room mates.
- Fri, 22:58: RT @PsychoGraphED: I don't say "bless you" when people sneeze; I say "will you stop that shit?"
- Fri, 23:00: RT @canadasandra: Are you having a midlife crisis? [ ] y [ ] n [x] BITCH I MIGHT BE
- Fri, 23:05: okay, who gave my cat speed? he just cleared off the computer desk.
- Fri, 23:17: RT @PritiH8Machine: Brother in law: Singlebarrel names a drink after you, Priti. What would it be made of?? Me: whiskey and roofies.
- Fri, 23:38: somewhere deep, where i have been reaching down for what seems like forever i have hit bottom finally. and there is the strength that i lost
- Fri, 23:51: well, at least it's not another picture of the damn cats http://t.co/2FXbnrizMn
- Sat, 00:10: "i see your face every time i dream" http://t.co/XTMLPyQA1x
- Sat, 02:42: RT @mattbrown590: RT @GeekToolkit @secularbloke Telling an atheist he will go to hell, is like threatening to force feed a vegetarian with…
- Sat, 02:49: i stepped away from twitter tonight and read a book. i feel dizzy.
- Sat, 02:50: you know why Winnie the Pooh is great? they never have to deal with anyone outside of the 100 Acre Wood. and there's always hunney.
- Sat, 03:09: RT @YourAnonNews: 49 countries around the world require labels identifying genetically engineered ingredients. But, not the United States. …
- Sat, 03:20: RT @VegasNewsInfo: "If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." - Emile Zola
- Sat, 03:43: can every social media site just use the same word for "follow" OR "friend" or "stalk" or whatever? or maybe i could not use so many.
- Sat, 06:08: all these years after school, verb conjugations in english finally make sense to me.
- Sat, 06:37: i just hurt my ribs again, i'm going to slaughter the person who invented chores.
