- Mon, 12:35: mimosa, yum yum yum http://t.co/s4gbLe1K
- Mon, 12:36: lelu was tracking santa through norad, but i hijacked the laptop to post this http://t.co/Qeb6QNrz
- Mon, 13:23: "baby, i'm drunk"… http://t.co/tKU6NbWi
- Tue, 03:43: Merry Xmas everybody if you celebrate. Happy Winter day if you don't. Just make it a good one. Eat too much and hug something.
- Tue, 04:43: is it too early for champagne? i figured i'd drink the oj separately and just pound the champers from the bottle. merry xmas!
- Tue, 06:20: RT @AJEnglish: Is religion a force for good or evil? Richard Dawkins on the impact of religion on the world | http://t.co/td1xgulB
- Tue, 06:48: merry xmas sunrise from las vegas! #vegas http://t.co/Tl4hIIXs
- Tue, 06:49: sai sai and the dutch oven, will he fit inside? an xmas feas of fur http://t.co/NwG6L1fX
- Tue, 07:35: you know what else assault rifles are good for? anal rape. #FuckTheNRA
- Tue, 08:07: goodbye jack klugman, i will always watch you and remember.
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