- Thu, 06:27: i slept for 12 hours, i think i deserve to drink a fuckton of water. yes i do.
- Thu, 06:29: doc spilled beer in here last night. it smells like a preacher's back shed. #atheist
- Thu, 07:25: netflix may not have it but i soon will… http://t.co/E4KOAD0s
- Thu, 07:30: you know, if you favorite my obnoxious tweets, it will just encourage me. fuck the revolution! i'm busy.
- Thu, 07:49: "you look like a dyke from a refugee camp." #LovingMomQuotes
- Thu, 07:50: "what does 'kosher' mean?" "it means it has garlic in it." #LovingMomQuotes
- Thu, 07:52: RT @DJMIKEYSWIFT: "Only men need to be loved sweetheart...women need to be wanted." - Gemma #SonsOfAnarchy #SOA #SeasonFinale
- Thu, 07:52: have a holly jolly . . . oh bite me.
- Thu, 07:54: "Light the lamp, NOT THE RAT!" - the Muppet Christmas Carol #XmasIsAllAboutTheRat
- Thu, 08:13: pick-up unsuccessful - no more dead drops on the front porch.
- Thu, 08:35: RT @sweden: Everyone says "beware of pickpockets" but I'm like "PLEASE TOUCH ME , there hasn't been anyone who has wanted to touch me fo ...
- Thu, 08:57: anyone who claims to have "god on their side" is dangerous as hell. #atheism #truth
- Thu, 08:59: RT @perianderson: "Jesus loves you" is a great thing to hear in church (I guess) but a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican Prison!! #ath ...
- Thu, 09:32: "if you don't take some cough medicine right now, i'm gonna have to choke-a-bitch" #CaringForTheSick
