why, jack? why oh why?

i'm waiting for a lortab to kick in
so i can let my teeth touch
rarr ech pffft owie

we're (M and i) going to a live
wwe wrestling match
it's a very big deal, as this is
the 1 franchise of the 3 that
has all the big stars that i really
like or despise
the other two we've already
been two, none of my pictures
except the one of M turned out
i posted that one of M
but none of the match
they were rubbish

speaking of rubbish, i've picked
up, obviously, adopting phrases
that are english. and i've put
doc in the middle of it and he has
adopted some, not all
and i think that M has just started to
not accept it. doc and i can be obnoxious
especially me, i pick up regional
dialects really fast and i love it

next day . . .

i got my teeth today.
i hate them, but i'll get used to them
better than no teeth
and they hurt as they find
places in my mouth to rest
oh, i can't talk either
i can, but i sound like i have
a mouthful of marbles