November 20th, 2012

2013, cyd, new

Fuck your War on Christmas . . .

I've had it with you Christians. All my life I've had to listen to your noise and I can't help notice that other religions are much quieter, they simply blow themselves up when they are not happy with a situation.

But not a Christian. There is only one place for a Christian when the chips are down and things aren't going your way: up on the cross. As a brief reminder, jesus was taken into custody, tortured, questioned, tortured some more, and finally nailed to a cross like a common criminal, the final humiliation. But when something isn't right in a modern Christian's world, the first place they run is up to a cross with a nail gun in their hands.

And that's where they all go come Christmas time. And they start the noise with the War on Christmas. Why? Because the rest of the United States (a most unfortunate and ironic name) doesn't want to celebrate the way they do. Because they "have" to say "Happy Holidays".

By the way, who is enforcing that, that it is so grievous? Are atheists going around shooting anyone who says "Merry Christmas"? Is anyone? Does anyone not on Twitter or Facebook or in the press even care?

Or is the reality that this is another made up war on nothing of consequence that everyone wrapped up in their holidays doesn't even care about?

Maybe I shouldn't be blaming the Christians, maybe it's just the press. Whoever it is, have a Happy Holiday, and if my sincere sentiment isn't good enough for you because I didn't use the words you wanted, go fuck yourself.
2013, cyd, new

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