December 13th, 2005

2013, cyd, new


i watched nanny911 last night and realized that i take the approach with the cats that people should take with their children. calmly explain what is going on and what they are doing is wrong.

half way through i ran into the kitchen to hug doc tight and tell him how much i loved him and his childfree ways.

he announced i needed a nanny, though not lately. hee.
2013, cyd, new

making a memory of me

snurched from oldwolf


If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
2013, cyd, new

(no subject)

20 girl pushups
25 left side crunches
25 right side crunches
25 bridgelike butt clenches

spread out over half an hour. it all started with the wild need this morning to show doc i actually could do 20 girl pushups. it wasn't quick and my arms are still shaking, but it was cool.

since i didn't sleep much last night and woke several times, i've taken an ativan and will try to put myself to sleep for my own good for a while.

then to unbury the surfaces in the studio. i have a bunch of book ideas i want to work on. plus i sold two more journals today. i knew $10 for the larger bare bones pretty ones was a good price. the ones that are simply sewn together, no hard back. just back and front covers, stitching showing. i like doing those best. the simle thing where the handiwork shows is more beautiful to me. though the ones i rebound in reader's digest condensed book covers are clever and i like them.
2013, cyd, new

(no subject)

i just hollowed out two more burned out light bulbs. i'm using them for bud vases in some confounded way that just doesn't explain it. and i found another use for my dremel too!
2013, cyd, new

snurched from hey_lush___

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's
to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject
line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%

Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally/sexually harassed.
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

15% of something