May 5th, 2005

2013, cyd, new

wet paws explained

jack drinks water by standing with his two front paws in the water dish, alternately licking the water off of them as they soak it up. goddamn he is just plain strange.

he also has a knack of only breaking things that i've been looking for a reason to get rid of. and he answers to "spork".

good jack kitty.
2013, cyd, new

homeland sneakery

so, what we've learned since 9/11, if you want to do damage to official buildings in manhattan, you need to do it in the wee hours of the morning. once again, unconventional weapons are the choice.

though i guess since no one died, the bigger issue of Grenades Were Thrown At The British Consolate In Manhattan And Consequently Exploded will be ignored.

and thank you again to the press and especially matt drudge (and now me, because i know you are all fundamentalist terrorists waiting for my brilliant ideas) for pointing the specifics out to future terrorists and the world at large.