Cydniey Buffers (cydniey) wrote,
Cydniey Buffers
cydniey

you must have a uterus

commercials, you know i love them.

i bleached my eyebrows and now it looks as though i have none. secret confession: i was hoping the bleach would melt my hair so i could cut it off. all i can think about is having a hot head every summer for the rest of my life.

so why am i growing it? because i like it when it is long, kind of. and because doc likes it long and i cut it all off once on his birthday and i feel like i owe him a bit for that.

i will get and keep a decent haircut so i don't look like a damn hippie all the time, hair parted in the middle, uncontrollable waves and curls. ick. why am i doing this? it will all be worth it when i can have a pony tail that isn't just a novely and pathetic gathering of shortish hair into a bound stump of locks.
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