Cydniey Buffers (cydniey) wrote,
Cydniey Buffers
cydniey

the time has come

back east the family arms are closing in on each other
doc's brother may even be coming up from the virgin islands for it
the phone will ring and we will talk to everyone and wish merry merries
long distance holiday
long distance family
the only way to be
double down is doing a "white trash christmas"
WHITE TRASH XMAS
with gifts of
FREE SPAGHETTIOS
plus
FREE HAIRCUTS
plus
DOLLAR SCHLITZ
and
50 cent ABORTIONS
noon until 6 pm)

i've never been, this may be the year

and i know usually i crow about being happy about the upcoming holiday
and then i whine because i am one contradictory bitch
but this year i am happy
really
no, i'm as surprised as you are
tripper is safe
i am in love with two beautiful people
they are in love with me
i've got this flock of cats this year
so much furry love your eyes itch like to come out of your head and eat it
there's nothing i want
nothing else
i am content
how weird is that?
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