ack! hiss!

so, felix isn't the brightest bulb in the string . . .
he started hissing, growling and generally carrying on under the bed
i did a head count, and determined there were no cats under there with him
got my maglite and looked under the bed
felix was hissing and getting ready to kill a stuffed cat that was under there with him
now, to his credit, the eyes glow in the dark, and are cat shaped
but really . . . he needs to calm down